My name is $%#@^%$

Not really sure who asked me, but recently at a dinner where most of the invitees didn’t know each other we were asked to introduce ourselves without using the sentence “My name is …”. So here is my (Fictional Version).

It is said that eating An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away, OR you can throw it at him, it would keep him away too. I am more like the second scenario, Not the ‘Apple thrower’ but the Doctor.
I have been really very lucky in life, And life has thrown a lot of Apples at me but instead of running away like the doctor i added all the Apples to my orchard and made it more beautiful, and since I'm the only Adam of my garden (OK, this sentence is mainly targeting the females.) collected all those Apples and made a successful business out of it. it gives me that small measure of peace that we all try to seek but few of us ever find.
I really like to relate my self more to the Doctor in this, as it is said of ‘Healing hands’ or the ‘Hands of a Healer’ in many ancient legends. The one who can heal shall be healed.

So call me what you will,
but the ending of this i shall still
be the force of your will
‘coz my name is $%#@^%$.

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