I wonder, if i can really be as responsible as i mention here, but i would like to believe some of you will.
As a software engineer, I will:
1) Make sure there are no leaky taps in my part of the building, as i hate fungus.
2) Do politics for the best cabin.
3) Make sure i have the best looking secretary.
4) Always make sure my team is efficient enough to work in my abscence.
5) Ocassionally plant crackers in my Project Managers office.
6) Write programs without semi-colons.(i can actually write any program without semi colon).
7) Move from one city to another very often and claim hilarious amounts of Travel and Reallocation allowance.
8) Write backdoors into defense softwares, and make the government pay me extra loyalty during war.
9) Create trojans and worms and hide them in minesweeper and solitaire.(So that all the suckers who depend on Windows, Do so with some action packed into it)
The topic was suggested by Mrs. Jyothi Neeli as part of a mini class assignment and is written on a lighter note let me know if you hav better ideas.
-- Hemanth G
- Sent Via Nokia E90
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